| I was looking around my house and
realized my roommate and I didnt have
any plants or flowers anywhere, not
even in the yard. I mean usually that
wouldnt matter in a bachelor pad but we
both knew having nice plants and
flowers would entice women we invite
over to feel more at home and
eventually get naked and isnt that what
life is all about anyway. So we went to
this garden nursery to see if we could
find something just to add color and
instead we found Elena. This Latina
was so hot we offered to pay for her
landscaping skills as long as she
personally came over and helped lay
everything out. She laid everything out
alright.... even my buddy. She took his
hose and watered her pretty flower
down after she gushed pollen all over
his rock hard stem. I wouldnt really call
it photosynthesis but I would call it
pornosynthesis. |
